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le-docteur-qui:

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 

YOU DON’T LOOK STRAIGHT THOUGH?

I’M OKAY WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY DON’T HIT ON ME LOL

ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T EVEN A LITTLE BIT GAY?

DID YOU HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU WERE GAY?

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR STRAIGHT IF YOU’VE NEVER TRIED BEING WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME GENDER

ITS OK THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT BUT YOU SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS AROUND CHILDREN

BUT HAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING STRAIGHT?

PLEASE NO TOUCHING, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THE STRAIGHT LIFESTYLE TO MY KIDS?

IS BEING STRAIGHT CONTAGIOUS?!

ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT JUST CONFUSED 

THEY REALLY SHOULDN‘T SHOW STRAIGHT COUPLES ON TV! I DON‘T WANT MY KIDS TO BECOME STRAIGHT!

HOW DID YOU COME OUT AS STRAIGHT, DID YOU GET KICKED OUT?

ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE NOT JUST DOING IT FOR ATTENTION LIKE WHO REALLY IS ATTRACTED TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER

YOU JUST HAVEN’T FOUND THE RIGHT PERSON YET! I BET I COULD TURN YOU GAY!

ARENT YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO KNOW YOURE STRAIGHT?

YOU’RE STRAIGHT? NO WAY THAT’S NOT EVEN A REAL SEXUALITY. LOL

BEING STRAIGHT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION. GOD DIDN’T MAKE PEOPLE STRAIGHT. ADAM AND STEVE, NOT ADAM AND EVE.

LOOK, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST STRAIGHT PEOPLE, YOU LOT ARE FIND IN MY BOOK. BUT OUR HIGHER UPS? THEY’RE OLD FASHION, YOU KNOW… SO, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB, YOU BETTER HIDE ALL THAT STRAIGHTNESS OF YOURS.

I’M NOT HETEROPHOBIC. SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE STRAIGHT, BUT IF IT WAS MY OWN CHILD… I JUST DON’T THINK I COULD ACCEPT THAT.

BEING STRAIGHT IS JUST A PHASE, YOU’LL THINK DIFFERENTLY WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU LIKE.

YOUR STRAIGHT? WELL ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY TIME!!

HETEROSEXUAL COUPLES BEING ALLOWED TO ADOPT IS CHILD ABUSE! THINK OF ALL THE BULLYING THAT POOR CHILD WILL FACE FOR HAVING A MUM AND DAD.

i knew a girl in high school who had a straight cousin…poor soul ended up having a ‘Trucks or Tutus?’ gender reveal party for her baby

Honey, look! A straight couple!… Avert the children’s eyes- they might turn straight!

honey look a straight

couple … avert the children’s

eyes- they might turn straight

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